An Alien 5% Smarter Than Us

Imagine getting mildly roasted by that alien and then just stand there for days comprehending just how deep that violation went 💀

I’m convinced there is a 5% difference within our own species after working in retail for a few years 😢

To be fair less than 1% of humans are capable of those achievements we love to show as a sign of our superiority.

They'd probably have better memes than us.

for context neil was asked whats his favorite toothpaste

I gotta say that the Alien depicted in this reel, looks do interesting, the artists put in a lot of thought

Humans: Emotional Damage! Aliens: Multidimensional Damage!

If such an alien exist. It would be unbeatable in a roasting competition.

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Aliens: Look at those hairy freaks using combustion engines

Alien: Dude, the other day I was at the zoo and this human started trying to communicate with me. It was so cute but they told us not to feed them.

imagine how deep their dark memes would be

"Sir, I simply just asked if you'd like a drink"

An alien 5% smarter than us would know not to compare DNA with intelligence.

Neil’s the type of guy to tell an Alien why he’s wrong to study us

Alien: "Yo wassup bro" Human: brain aneurysm ensues

"You're only a genius on Earth, pal." - Rocket

Albert Einstein would be the dumbest in a class of unintelligent aliens.

Their babies make time machines on their kindergarten school assignment...

Imagine the alien putting us in zoos just because they think we are dumb