Your Smartwatch Thinks This Banana Has a Heartbeat

Bananas do have a heart. Their flower is heart shaped, so we just call them heart of the banana, each tree only has one, and once they're done fruiting they'll never fruit again. Also, banana hearts are edible and are a delicacy in my region.

Instructions unclear, i now i have a sentient banana

Fruits don't have hearts? explain annoying orange then?

The smartwatch is desperately searching for life...😂🤣

If you find someone who is unconscious and not breathing, do not trust their smart watch to tell you if they have a pulse!

Is it just me or is it kinda cute that the little robot is just trying to do its job at all costs

My banana has a pulse

That seems like a flaw. They shouldn’t be that desperate to find a pulse. What if you don’t have one?

Its because apple is desperate trying to show they are not a cold heartless organization by showing that an apple has heart

So, I could be dead for hours, and my watch is going to say, "Hey! It's awesome how you recovered from that! Want some burgers in your area?"

Someone said banana, that makes me think... What if I put a watch on it

one of the reasons that no matter how expensive is the smartwatch its not considered as a believable instrument for mesuring anything among any selfrespecting doctor all over the world.

Can I strap my ankle monitor on a banana and leave town?

I swear shes just my youtuber crush at this point

It seems actually quite similar to why doctors are trained to not needlessly test as you can get false positives due to other factors.

But shouldn't it be able to tell when someone doesn't have a pulse? Feels like that'd be useful

My knockoff chinese watch thought my couch had a 98 % spo2 level

I wonder what would be the banana sleep score😂

Why Does My Doll Have A Heart Beat…

"Your watch is desperate to find a heartbeat" ...basically my delulu self whenever I have a crush 😂😂😂