As a legendary programmer once said: "An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity"
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victoire.lucas2 years, 8 months ago
Ah, this is madness! I know, I'll make a framework to fix it!
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luce.antoine2 years, 8 months ago
Classic programmer joke Situation: There are 14 different standards “What? 14?! That’s crazy! We need to develop one universal standard that covers all use cases!” Situation: There are 15 different standards
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lorraine_powell2 years, 8 months ago
HTML is the Singularity itself.
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leon_williams2 years, 6 months ago
As a legend programmer once said; There are two types of languages: Those which programmers complain about and those they don't use.
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naksh_chaudhry2 years, 8 months ago
99% of web developers quit making a new framework right before solving all their problems
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udarshsolara371 year, 6 months ago
And every website that uses nothing but straight HTML still works.
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sierrahayes2172 years, 8 months ago
2024: Waterplane is invented to fix Fireship
pedrolucas.abreu2 years, 8 months ago
A true dumpster fire
michael.campbell2 years, 8 months ago
PHP + Bootstrap + some cursed javascript abomination still going strong
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cheyenne_brown2 years, 8 months ago
"759 bugs on report, 759 bugs! Take one down, patch it out, 989 bugs on report! FATAL ERROR."
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elaine_fry2 years, 1 month ago
A teacher once told me: Imagine you have a TV set, two consoles, 5 sound boxes, a box to connect it to the internet, a box for cable TV, a record player, a DVD player and an Alexa connected to it and now you just have a bunch of cables behind the cupboard. YOU have some idea how it all works together, but as soon as someone else touches it... it is over!
caitlin_macdonald2 years, 5 months ago
lol 75%? I thought jQuery was dying back when I started using it in 2014
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stéphane_lagarde2 years, 8 months ago
FYI: South Korean Government webpages require all government softwares to run specific combos of web frameworks based on ancient versions of Spring Framework (also known as egovframe). jQuery is part of that and is mandatory. So yes, new jQuery code is being written. In 2023!
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sergioserna5992 years, 8 months ago
"I can fix her"
nicholas_marsh2 years, 8 months ago
And this is just the technologies that survived. There were Java Applets, Flash was ubiquitous for many years, VBScript in the browser was a competitor to JS years ago, and Silverlight was discontinued as recently as 2019.
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nadiaaether42 years, 8 months ago
Props to the coders who were smart enough to create job security
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rafaél_gastélum2 years, 8 months ago
JQuery is like PHP, it's never getting out of the system 😂
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jenniferfoley3281 year, 7 months ago
in the search of simplifying web development, we have made it 10x more complicated
![This 115-inch TV BARELY Fits in My House… [4K MiniLED]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vGpFizApabk/maxresdefault.jpg)
2023: HTML is used in 100% of websites
As a legendary programmer once said: "An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity"
Ah, this is madness! I know, I'll make a framework to fix it!
Classic programmer joke Situation: There are 14 different standards “What? 14?! That’s crazy! We need to develop one universal standard that covers all use cases!” Situation: There are 15 different standards
HTML is the Singularity itself.
As a legend programmer once said; There are two types of languages: Those which programmers complain about and those they don't use.
99% of web developers quit making a new framework right before solving all their problems
And every website that uses nothing but straight HTML still works.
2024: Waterplane is invented to fix Fireship
A true dumpster fire
PHP + Bootstrap + some cursed javascript abomination still going strong
"759 bugs on report, 759 bugs! Take one down, patch it out, 989 bugs on report! FATAL ERROR."
A teacher once told me: Imagine you have a TV set, two consoles, 5 sound boxes, a box to connect it to the internet, a box for cable TV, a record player, a DVD player and an Alexa connected to it and now you just have a bunch of cables behind the cupboard. YOU have some idea how it all works together, but as soon as someone else touches it... it is over!
lol 75%? I thought jQuery was dying back when I started using it in 2014
FYI: South Korean Government webpages require all government softwares to run specific combos of web frameworks based on ancient versions of Spring Framework (also known as egovframe). jQuery is part of that and is mandatory. So yes, new jQuery code is being written. In 2023!
"I can fix her"
And this is just the technologies that survived. There were Java Applets, Flash was ubiquitous for many years, VBScript in the browser was a competitor to JS years ago, and Silverlight was discontinued as recently as 2019.
Props to the coders who were smart enough to create job security
JQuery is like PHP, it's never getting out of the system 😂
in the search of simplifying web development, we have made it 10x more complicated