Real things I’ve heard as a Paramedic. I don’t wish this on my worst enemy #rail #ems #slide

I lost it when he had to clarify that the saw was for the banister

Yeah there was an appropriate amount of venom in that “DONT TOUCH ME”😂

"As much morphine as you can take" definitely is in my Top 5 of phrases I don't want to hear from emergency personnel

Immediately noticed the blood and just went "oh no"

“Sir, the banister is coming WITH him.”

When this receives the “Where are they now?” I hope the answer is still on his body 😭✌️

I'm a woman and I still winced 😭 At that point I would pray to just pass out. Edit: People have replied that passing out would cause the patient to fall off, causing further damage. This is an excellent point. Therefore, I would simply wish for death instead.

"Like torn-torn?" "Mhmmm😥"

got me crossing my legs and i done even have that equipment

“First we need to do is get a saw” -> (manly imminent death panic)

Mine went into retreat immediately when he mentioned "nail" 😭

I always wonder what Jason’s neighbors think of his sketches 😅

I really dont need where are they now for this one I think....

That special vocal he made when he said "Mm hm…🥺” Priceless!

When I saw the drip down the bannister, I instantly knew this was gonna be a nutty case.

My balls are up by my heart say "make the bad story go away "😂

"Morphine sounds good"

I don’t even have those parts and I still cringed so hard. Ahhh 😬

Everyone collectively cringing at hearing the word "nail" and then dying of laughter at the clarification of the saw being for the banister 😂

When I saw the drip down the bannister, I knew this was going to be a bizarre case