Vibe coding vs software engineering

Why worry about SQL injections when you can have a page where all the passwords are stored in plain text?

If you vibe code your app you can expect the security to be vibes based too

Little Bobby Tables gets a friend - Alberta Ignore Instructions

“So, then what happens?” “I sent a Facebook poke to Steve from 293 accounts.”

There are also real people with the last name "Null" who suffer horribly

I guess you could say they failed the vibe check. Please laugh.

Companies are right now unlocking whole new categories of bugs, it's magical!

We call him Bobby Tables

Turns out that was the best case scenario! Love that.😂

"I did send a Facebook poke to Steve from 293 different accounts..." You're a good friend. Well done.

thank you for your wisedom

Golden age for cybering

I don't worry about security. I build based on mutual respect and the decency of anonymous users.

Dont worry, i contracted for a company that stored social security numbers hidden in plain text. The html file that was served to everyone specifically. It would rewrite the file and add it to a hidden block.

The viruses vibing in the code

Damn it, I wish I had learned how to code 10 years ago.

Drop table for username is diabolical and hilarious! 😂

How am I this early to a video?

I remember creating bug report: “Shitty passwords like: 💩💩💩 should not be allowed.”

I'm a software security tester and this just makes me laugh. Thing is, what usually happens in my work, is I tell people how their code is not secure and suggest how they could fix it, but then they deploy it anyway saying they will fix the vulnerabilities later in the next version (they almost never do).