Real things I’ve seen as a Firefighter. You never know what life is going to toss at you #ems #fall

“APPARENTLY didn’t repair very well” just a little understatement.

Honestly "ceiling" is a welcome departure from the more common endings to the phrase "covered in your own..."

At least the "upstairs" dude didn't come crashing down with the ceiling and water. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"day cant get worse" is same as saying in ER: "its quiet today"

Dropshipping: No Dropshitting: YES

"There is no way your day could get any wo-" Ceiling: "1 express delivered concussion for you Sir"

I continue to admire your willingness to clean up an absolute mess for your videos. 😂

"drop the kids off at the pool" is an approach to the matter i couldn't have ever thought of

"Sitting on the toilet covered in your own ceiling" is not an order of words I ever thought I'd hear, but here we are 😂

Lol. Perfect place for that "did you know that..." note😂

You: "there's no way your/my day can get any worse". Murphy: "hey y'all, hold my beer an' watch this!"

On the bright side at least he was still conscious.

Shellac, if you're curious. It's also not poop per se. Just a resinous excretion. Used for many candies, coated meds, and to give fruits a glossy finish (and better preserve them) among many other non-food uses.

"Ok sir, let's get you down to the hospital, but I'm going to ask you to pinch it off before we leave"

*Slap!* "Why are there Christmas decorations in April?"

I'd become a paramedic just to see those notes people have on their walls. 😊

This just reminded me of the time I got mold in my bedroom as a kid, 'cause the guy my family hired to renovate the bathroom FORGOT TO WATERPROOF THE SHOWER

You could say... 🙂 _puts on sunglasses_ ...his water broke. 😎

Unless you know what you're doing, "DIY" often just means "paying more for the professionals to fix your mistakes later."

The ceiling dropped a deuce before he did.