You are not the main character bro 😆

"Have you ever considered selling the child?"

We need to introduce that kid to Josiah Schneider

Just throw him into the pond

I always find it so dumb when a character with zero intimidation factor manages to get another character to be scared or listen to them. This is better

"your accidental tax deduction is pissing me of"

"My president said it so i can too"ahh✌️🥀💔

Marks reaction to the kids statement is by far one of the funniest line/ dialogues in the entire movie “why the fuck would he say that” 😂😭

Ok that "talking" cracked me up😂😅

"Your getting DECAF"

I remembered thinking this was the only appropriate response

"YOUR GETTING DECAF"

“Officer I drop kicked that child in self defence”

Peak movie.

Bro should have just said he was trying to match his height

movie name is ted

You're getting DECAF

He looks like the “do the roar!” kid from shrek 😭

"Have you considered putting the kid in the adoption center"

He need decaf

If a kid talked to me like that, that boy gonna be meeting god early