Pointless School Assemblies

“Respect the teachers” Only if they respected us instead of treating us like servants in a dictatorship.

Such a classic line: “SOME OF YOU in this room have been breaking the rules. And YOU know who you are!” It always feels like they’re looking at you even if you did nothing wrong lol

"There was POO smeared on the door of the boys toilets" is the worst thing I've ever heard in assembly

Fuck, I still got PTSD from my school assemblies.

sitting on that freezing wooden hall floor for an hour just to hear about littering was proper torture fr

“We have organised this assembly, to tell yiu that this assembly is cancelled, now go back to class”

This guy could be an actual teacher if you think about it

I love how they act like assemblies are going to change the whole world but it feels like pure detention and agony💀🥀✌️

I mean, yeah, its pointless but at least we get out of lesson 😅 Edit: guys thanks for 23 likes! I barely have 25 likes on one of my vids 😅

How fast the teacher changes their mind on extra break times 🥀

How fast the subject changes when I’m talking to that one friend

It just gets worse when the bell goes and everyone gets up until the teachers shout ERRR SIT DOWN WERE NOT DONE

Charlotte got decked by a banana 😂😂😂

It is so true and one assembly they talked for 1 hour straight about uniforms

Hey JJ! Just wanted to drop by and say a massive thank you for always putting out such amazing content. Your hard work and dedication mean the world to us fans. Keep crushing it!

Meanwhile us sitting cross legged

Once had an assembly on the importance of not being late to lessons, that assembly made us 15 minutes late to our next lesson

In assembly we would always try and be the last one clapping.

I had an assembly once where the head teacher was complaining about the “I” being too tall and not half the line 😭

this is just getting kids ready for pointless work meetings