Shane Gillis Said WHAT To The Doctor!!???😆🤣😭/ JRE Ft. Joe DeRosa #comedy #jokes #standupcomedy
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The doctors reaction just shows how rare honesty is in these situations
“Goddamn chicken fingers gave me cirrhosis”
Shane is STILL killing it. And he's not even in the damn room. 😂
12 pack a day is 84 a week. those are basic entry level alcoholic numbers
In Shane's defense. Beer never did that to me. Food poisoning has
I was going into surgery and the sleep doctor (anaesthesia) asked how many drinks per week, when I said 56 he looked up from his chart at me like I just told him I was the zodiac killer 😂
I used to work construction with an old guy who DAILY drank a 30 pack of Busch light BEFORE LUNCH! Then a second 30 pack after work. For some reason he never drank after lunch until we got done ... hardest working dude I ever met. Never once even seemed drunk just smelled like beer. He was also a burn victim with 95% of his body burned.. he said everything but his crotch burned because he pissed himself. The man had 3 fingers on one hand and just a thumb on the other hand. His goddamn EYELIDS were burned off, so he always wore sunglasses. One of the best dudes I ever met. He worked circles around dudes half his age. I miss that ol bastard. Rest in peace Todd. Till we meet again brother
Love hearing these old stories about Shane. Gone too soon. RIP big dawg
I was going through a half gallon in a 24 hour period almost every day for 9 years straight. The only time I wasn’t drinking I was sick as a dog either in my bed or the hospital bed withdrawing because I didn’t have any left. Eventually I had lost all my jobs and apartments, burned all my bridges, sold my remaining belongings for booze, and was homeless for 7 months. Anyways I am now 1 month and 12 days sober in recovery at a beautiful retreat. I feel so much better than I ever did the last 6 years of my drinking. Shit got really dark, but I love where I’m at both mentally and physically now. Thank you if you took the time to read all of this and live with love and self care.
On the pod he said 60.. And the tests were clean and it was the tendies!
80 of the Weakest Cheapest piss water 😂
a good friend of mine started drinking his dad's whisky at 15. We lost touch for about 20 years. He all of a sudden dropped by about 8 months ago with a wound from his belly button to his sternum and said he almost died from his drinking.I think he was around 45-46 He said the Dr. told him he could NEVER touch another drop. After a month or so I kept thinking about calling him and inviting him over. Then a mutual friend called and said he had taken his own life. My brother drank himself to death at age 47. My sister in law drank herself to death at 41-43 years old. I've seen enough to absolutely hate alcohol. My son is sober right now because he's in jail. His live in girlfriend and him kept drinking and fighting. She totaled her car and then his while he was locked up the first time. Now she's going to trial soon. I hope he can stay sober this time. It's no joke, alcohol ruins lives and then it ends them.
80 is only a 12 pack a day
just cackling like hyenas about their friend drinking himself to death
I used to have over 100 servings of alcohol per week, sometimes closer to 150. Its a really dark place to be. You feel unwell, at ALL times when not drinking. I would drink from the minute I got home from work, until I passed out. Get up, shower, go to work……every day. I couldn’t really do anything, because I had to be drinking or working. I couldn’t go out with people because I had to drink so much it scared people. If I joined friends for dinner, I would excuse myself every 20 minutes or so and go swallow a double at the bar. I didn’t want people to know how much I was drinking.
Vile horrendous
I was drinking over 100 beers a week for around 10 years. I ended up getting pancreatitis and was in the hospital for a week. They told me to quit drinking. I didn’t. Pancreatitis came back worse (or never fully healed). Another week in the hospital later and I did quit. It’s been a year and I’ve tried to drink a few times and it still makes me sick everytime, and I feel horrible for days afterwards.
Shane trying to top Ric Flair
I mean he probably gets as much free Bud Lite as he wants.
Dudes liver look like Rodney Dangerfield's eyes.