Real things I’ve seen as a Paramedic. Flies everywhere are never a good sign. #fly #nose #roommates

Can’t even blame that guy for thinking his room mate was dead.

“He’s breathing, but I think you lost him”

Dont forget, he had to set up that scene, just for a 2 second shot.

When you have to ask yourself if finding a rotting corpse would have been the preferred outcome.

You had to trash a room and yourself just for this skit. I respect it.

"Is he dead" "No, but he has no life"

I too was expecting a body 😭

Not dead, worse: he has become one with the bed

"Where are they now??" Still in the same bed, only smellier..

"Sir, I regret to inform you that you have Asmongold for a roommate, we've been left with no choice but to nuke the flat from orbit."

The irony of misspelling prions, when prions are basically a protein typo.

"Is he alive?" "Would you be willing to say he wasn't at the time of your phone call in exchange forfree smoke detectors?"

“You’re gonna wanna call your landlord so this doesn’t come out of your share of the deposit…”

"Is he alive?" "Unfortunately, yes."

“Is he alive” “Either way I need a new roommate”

That's a load-a-trash there

I lowkey expected a body, but then I was like this is FDC video on youtube. It had to pass a "skits only from non-fatal stuff" test

This is genuinely how movies make gamers look like

I work as a janitor in a public building and i've cleaned almost every fluid a body can make from the bathrooms but i would prefer to find that than seeing a dead body, which i thought i found, it was a mannequin dressed for the Titanic 100th years.

He’s alive, but he sure isn’t living. Heck, I bet you could call him “Lord of the Flies”!