#american #familyimpression #americanfamily #average #fyp

these random ppl genuinely look related too 😭

madison,noah,henry,sandra and this is our dog cookie!

Sister: Emma Brother: Jake Dad:Michael Mom: Tiffany Dog: Buddy

“Hi I’m Amy and this is my husband Mike, my two kids Tyler and Kayla, and our dog Oreo!!”

It’s average but not average at the same time

Don’t forget their 3rd child under the age of 10 named McKinley, Blakesley, or Micheal😔

"it's not the heat that gets ya! It's the humidity!"

Keyword "suburban"

That one “popular” kid’s family 😭

This is what Europeans thinks of when they hear “American Family”

“ this is our daughter Blair,son mason, And our dog cookie dough !!”

"Oh yeah well my family is diff- oh wait i ma german..." lol😂

and the dad's a sports coach😭💔

The dogs always named like Rex or smth

lmao imagine seeing one of these vids and realize “wait that’s me”

1. Wake up. 2. Remember grass exists. 3. Ignore your phone for 3 seconds. 4. Stand up. 5. Stretch dramatically. 6. Check if you still want to touch grass. 7. Decide yes. 8. Put on shoes. 9. Realize they're on the wrong feet. 10. Fix that. 11. Locate a door. 12. Approach the door. 13. Stop for no reason. 14. Continue. 15. Grab the handle. 16. Open the door. 17. Witness sunlight. 18. Hiss like a vampire. 19. Recover. 20. Step outside. 21. Look left. 22. Look right. 23. Confirm no dragons nearby. 24. Spot grass. 25. Walk toward grass. 26. Get distracted by a rock. 27. Examine rock 28.Decide it's just a rock. 29. Continue walking. 30. Reach grass. 31. Double-check it's grass. 32. Triple-check it's not green carpet. 33. Confirm grass. 34. Kneel down. 35. Reconsider life choices. 36. Continue anyway. 37. Extend arm. 38. Extend arm farther. 39. Almost there. 40. Miss. 41. Try again. 42. Reach grass. 43. Hover dramatically. 44. Prepare for contact. 45. Take a deep breath. 46. Count down from 3. 47. Three. 48. Two. 49. One. 50. Touch grass. 51. Congratulations. 52. Touch it again just to be sure.53. Feel the texture. 54. Say "yup, that's grass." 55. Resist the urge to screenshot it. 56.Observe nature. 57. Hear a bird. 58. Wonder what it's doing. 59. Stop wondering. 60. Continue touching grass. 61. Collect +1 Outdoor XP. 62. Unlock: Fresh Air. 63. Compare results. 64. Scientific success. 65. Stand up. 66. Nice. 67. Nice. 68. Look at the sky. 69. Realize clouds are huge. 70. Nod respectfully. 71. Walk around a bit. 72. Find more grass. 73. Touch bonus grass. 74. Touch a different blade of grass. 75. Accidentally touch more grass. 76. Achievement progress increased. 77. ⁠Tell nobody. 78. Or tell everybody. 79. Continue existing outdoors. 80. Touch grass one final time. 81. Thank the grass for its service. 82. Your choice. 83. Appreciate the breeze. 84. Avoid stepping in mud. 85. Probably fail. 86. Recover. 87. Laugh about it. 88. Salute the grass. 89. Turn around. 90. Walk back home. 91. Reach the door. 92. Open it. 93. Go inside. 94. Close the door. 95. Remove shoes. 96. Sit down. 97. Reflect on your journey. 98. Realize it took 100 steps. 99. Gain +100 Aura. 100. Touch grass complete☠️💝💟💓💝💙😭

Nah the daughter gotta be a cheerleader

the fact u described my family perfectly

as an american, this is not my family at all 😭

Imagine scrolling yt or insta or TikTok and see a picture of you in the “average American family”