Halo Campaign Evolved might be one of the worst remakes ever made. I can't tell if it's more disrespectful to the creators or unfaithful to the original. In any case, here is an exceptionally long review of Halo Campaign Evolved. My suffering is finally over! Halo Studios is Creatively Bankrupt ► https://youtu.be/QThg8Bd6UtQ?si=5-89fqp2ZLEVvIn5 SUPPORT the Channel ► https://www.patreon.com/TheActMan ✪ CONNECT WITH ME ✪ Subscribe ↪ https://www.youtube.com/c/TheActMan?sub_confirmation=1 Twitter ➤ https://twitter.com/TheActMan_YT Act Man TV ➤ http://bit.ly/2kPXk7f Discord ➤ https://discord.gg/yBABtkh Instagram ➤ https://www.instagram.com/theactman_yt/ ____TIME STAMPS____ Opening Montage – 0:00 Introduciton – 1:10 Ruining First Impressions – 4:08 Opening Cutscene & Characters – 6:00 Cinematography – 9:22 Sgt. Harvey Johnson – 13:39 Missing the Details, Missing the Point – 18:00 Halo: Assets Reused – 25:35 No Fun (Exploration) Allowed - 29:25 Truth & Reconciliation - 35:15 Hand-Holding & Accessibility – 42:20 The Silent Cartographer – 45:42 Assault on the Control Room – 49:49 343 Guilty Spark – 54:16 The Library – 1:02:58 Two Betrayals – 1:11:19 Keyes – 1:17:28 The Maw – 1:20:10 Conclusion – 1:22:56 Outro – 1:27:03
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I may have gone too far in a few places... Hey everyone, I wanted to apologize for the long wait between uploads. I have been going through some personal struggles and that has been taken a toll on me mentally. I am feeling MUCH better after posting this video and things are looking up! Had been dealing with creative burnout but I wanted to say thank you all so much for your patience and support over the years! I am free to work on other videos and I have been feeling much better recently!!
Bringing back the frowny face from the old Halo reviews lmao
3.43% effort into making Halo Campaign Devolved
>make a new halo game > say it's like the old halos > nothing like the old one > repeat
A jack of all trades, Master Chief of none.
Chief, this is a firearm. If you pull the trigger, metal projectiles will shoot out the end and harm any living organism you’re pointing at.
Active service member here, you're supposed to salute officers as they walk by (outdoors, not indoors) and *only* drop it when they either return the salute or have walked passed you without saluting back (which is considered rude typically)
The fact they didn't bother with including multiplayer still pisses me off
The Halo killer was Halo itself.
"Your inability to safeguard Halo... was a colossal failure" Noble high prophet of Truth
It has been a long build up to this video, looking forward to the unrestricted stream of thoughts from one of Halo CE's strongest admirers llol
The “See you in the Sequel” doesn’t read as “OMG I CANT WAIT!” It reads as a Threat. Honestly I’m just waiting for Layoffs at this point.
In Halo 2, Johnson is gonna say, "How you doin?" and then smirk at the camera while Arby just awkwardly holds him.
Sgt harvery Johnson can't hurt you, he's not real
It wasn’t just an open book test. It was an open book test, true or false questions only, the answer key was on quizlet in the exact same order as the actual test, and unlimited attempts that tells you which questions you got wrong *AND THEY STILL SOMEHOW SCREWED IT UP*
I swear being a Halo fan nowadays is like being a Dallas Cowboys fan or a New York Jets fan 😭
"Before you tear down a wall, understand why that wall was built in the first place." this game shows that halo studios would tear down every wall in a fucking active nuclear reactor
You know it's sad when Halo 4 was the most complete title In 343s history of making Halo games.
Halo: Disappointment Evolved.
Alright that's it. It's time to give every Halo after Reach the Pacific Rim 2 treatment.