Apple’s macOS Golden Gate update is so bad, it looks like Microsoft made it. ARTICLE: https://www.techradar.com/computing/mac-os/never-have-i-experienced-such-a-windows-esque-bug-in-macos-mission-control-is-a-mess-in-macos-27-golden-gate-and-users-are-questioning-apples-testing GLITCHES… No Space previews: https://www.reddit.com/r/MacOSBeta/comments/1wdtco9/mission_control_completely_broken/ Mission Control buggy: https://www.reddit.com/r/MacOS/comments/1whesx6/mission_control_in_27_golden_gate_is_a_mess/ Mission Control apps dodging the mouse: https://www.reddit.com/r/MacOS/comments/1wlax16/mission_control_expose_is_broken_in_macos_27/ Update boot screen: https://www.reddit.com/r/MacOS/comments/1wgek2q/comment/p9tw67q/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Siri Balls: https://x.com/Leandruhh_main/status/2099738112989524300 No right click dock menu: https://www.reddit.com/r/MacOS/comments/1wmwltd/right_clicking_dock_stuff_isnt_working/ Smoothers update page: https://www.reddit.com/r/MacOS/comments/1wgq65s/macos_27_update_description_has_multiple_grammar/ Siri AI mini game: https://www.reddit.com/r/MacOS/comments/1wjkrdp/new_oswide_minigame_just_in_case_anyone_cares/ Disappearing system track menus: https://www.reddit.com/r/MacOS/comments/1wi5fph/the_most_annoying_bug_in_os_27/ SUPPORT: https://funkytime.tv/patriot-signup/ MERCH: https://funkytime.tv/shop/ FUNKY TIME WEBSITE: https://funkytime.tv FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/SamtimeNews TWITTER: http://twitter.com/SamtimeNews INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/samtimenews ----------------------------------- 'Escape the ordinary. Embrace the FUNKY!' ----------------------------------- SAMTIME is a parody channel and does not represent the tech company featured. For sponsorship enquiries: [email protected] For other business enquiries: [email protected] Copyright FUNKY TIME PRODUCTIONS 2026
ADVERTISEMENT
Looks like the AI got a hold of the code.
I believe the one intern working on the new OS was named Claude
Apple is getting into vibe coding
Ai enshitification continues at speed
MacOS Golden Shower. Apple has started to vibe code.
macOS S.L.O.P. Leopard
And Siri got lobotomized. For example I asked "Did I get any new emails?". And Siri listed 37 old emails containing the word "new".
MacOS finally got the AI slop treament
The windows running away from the mouse pointer was golden.
We had MicroSlop. Now we have MacOSlop.
This is how skynet will take over. Not through terminators. Not through time travel shenanigans. But through updates so horrible, they make us crash out!
I guess the one intern they had working on the new OS was named Claude.
They vibecoded the whole thing probably
Windows has the challenge of dealing with a zillion different computer hardware configurations. Apple controls both the hardware and the operating system, so there is no excuse for all of those bugs.
Oh, I didn't know they were releasing MacOS Windows 11
I didn't know Apple had Microsoft design their OS.
And despite all that, some AI company gonna post on Linkedin and will show on every new sales meeting how "our AI allowed Apple to reduce new OS release schedule by 6 months, plus saved money firing 200 developers".
Vista finally came out for Macs
MacOS Golden Gate ❌ MacOS Buggiest Gate ✅
Apple is so good at copying ideas and refining them, they even took and refined the bugs from windows.