Yo the Earth diet kicks ass! #lol #joke

No, he’s actually right. That’s why I only eat mulch and compost

The diet I'm on is "Whatever is most convenient and that I can get my hand on, with the occasional actual cooking and baking for fun."

Do not tell him the water came from space

The earth diet sounds great! I'll stop getting my ingredients from mars now

Ground beef does, in fact, come from the ground. We should ask where he mines his eggs.

Everytime I start to feel like I’ve lost my grip on reality, I see something like this and I’m reminded ‘oh thank fuck! I’m just being an idiot and haven’t eaten all day.’

I'm on the budget diet. Only things I can afford.

My diet is called “Whatever $20 a week gets me”

Alright, im throwing every hallucinogenic mushroom i can find in a stew and eating it in one sitting. Its from the earth so, must be good for me! edit: yummers

So no meteors then? There goes my meal prep i guess.

Mfs act like sugar and oil is made by Martians specifically to make us fat

"If it didn't come from the earth", technically everything came from stardust, someone tell this man he must starve now

"If it didn't come from the earth" has a shit-ton of meat and eggs

Don't tell him water came from space

Meanwhile me eating plastic and uranium, "am i doing the earth diet right? 😂

Guy pulled his nutritional advice Uranus I'll see myself out

And that's why I'm on a strict diet of asbestos, drywall, copper cables and fiberglass insulation. Mmm, forbidden wall cotton candy...

Finally, a diet plan I can actually stick to! If it's not from Mars, it's fair game.

Technically correct is the best kind of correct! 😭 Flour and sugar definitely come from Earth!

This is my personal diet, nothing but straight Chips Ahoy! and Doritos every day