Tour Dates & City Requests: https://www.lucaszelnick.com/ Follow Lucas: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lucaszelnick TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lucaszelnick Lucas Zelnick is a stand-up comedian who has been featured on Comedy Central, Don’t Tell Comedy, and as a member of the 2026 Netflix Shortlist class. Lucas has appeared in feature films Regulars, Fade to Black, Offsite, and Hulu’s Pizza Movie. As a touring comedian, he has sold over 100,000 tickets and accumulated over 2 million followers across social media. For no reason at all, he also holds an MBA from the Stanford Graduate School of Business. #shorts #lucaszelnick #standupcomedy #crowdwork #comedy #standup #youtubeshorts
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the most 13 year old thing to do at a comedy show
"Is that....allowed?" took me out lolol
The fact that people were born in 2013 AND they can communicate in full sentences really ages me
Either this kid's parent literally owns the venue or someone isn't doing their job correctly 💀 that or she's a highly trained and formidable assassin
"FUTURE ME *HIIIII"* This is some Mabel Pines typa sht to do 😂
" no don't come closer!" 😅 That is crazy though.
Objectively such a weird gameplay choice to somehow make it into a cool space you're not supposed to be in without a hitch, and then subsequently scream "I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE" at the top of your lungs
Some kids can look a little older sometimes but the second they talk *BOOM*
This kid is going to cringe so hard in two years at this
C'mon y'all, don't bring your kids to an adult show
My first thought was oh God she's younger than Skyrim 😂
Once she started addressing her future self, I fully expected Lucas to be like "since I can't really tell a 13 year old she's an asshole, I'd just like to tell your future self to go fuck themself for putting me in this situation" 😅 he was being so polite whilst also pointing out very clearly that this person should not have made it into the venue, and yet apparently no one working there gave a shit? 😂
Venue did a dogshit job at the door
No, you're right. Thats terrifying 😭
2013!!!! Damn, that definitely hurt everyone’s soul who has a birth year beginning with a “19”
The "Hi, future me" part from her really showed her age😂😂😂 i love this for her hahaha
"hiii future me" had me dying laughing. that's such a classic halfway child move
When I was 15 I had a 23 yr old flirt with me. I thought he was about 18 and I flirted right back. He thought I was about 20. We both looked at each other in horror when we realized. Credit to that guy was being "oh shit" and dipping as soon as he realized I was a baby and not being a creep.
“Hi future me” this girl went full meta
😂😂😂😂😂 damn that kid livin their dream