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128 GB of unified memory and Windows will still find a way to use 127 of it to show me a widget about the weather
_because now, Windows isn't built with any coding experience_ So real 😭
0:53 amazing typo in the name of the product on the left slide, someone failed to tell copilot not to make mistakes 🙄
Ahh yess, the Microslop Scamfarce Ultra
I'm not interested in an AI box.
"2026 Simulator" got a belly laugh
they only scratched the surface of AI slopibilities
A bad outro is better than an AI outro every time.
"128GB? What is this, a computer for billionaires?" - Zoolander, probably.
I don´t want that - not even for free
They try so hard to force feed AI features
Because the world needed another 6000 dollar laptop
0:44 99% of the actual cost went into rubber feet r&d
Missed the chance to mention microsoft math, where going from 24 to 32 gb of ram is -700 DOLLARS- 300 dollars + they remove the cheapest drive option
$2,700 to run spyware
I read this word wrong: Shurface
Execution containers? Is that what MicroSlop calls the Recycle Bin now?
2:07. I laughed out loud…
2:30 The "Games" bit from Apple is hilarious... :D
Imagine paying 5600usd, for laptop to show you ads?