In this roundup of Iran War coverage, Jon Stewart dives into Trump’s initial attacks on Iran as Americans scramble to flee the Middle East, MAGA’s refusal to use the term “war” as the conflict escalates, and the president’s repeated claims that Iran's nuclear facilities have been "obliterated." Plus, The Best F**king News Team covers the rise of memes as digital warfare, skyrocketing gas prices, and the war dragging on despite Trump’s claims that he “won the war.” #DailyShow #Comedy #Iran Subscribe to The Daily Show: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwWhs_6x42TyRM4Wstoq8HA/?sub_confirmation=1 Follow The Daily Show: Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thedailyshow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thedailyshow Stream full episodes of The Daily Show on Paramount+: http://www.paramountplus.com/thedailyshow Follow Comedy Central: Twitter: https://twitter.com/ComedyCentral Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ComedyCentral Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comedycentral About The Daily Show: Jon Stewart and The Best F**king News Team host The Daily Show, an Emmy and Peabody Award-winning program analyzing the biggest stories in news, politics, and culture through a sharp, satirical lens. The Daily Show redefined the late night show category on TV and, with an audience of over 51M across social media platforms, has become a launching pad for some of the biggest stars in entertainment. The Daily Show airs weeknights at 11/10c on Comedy Central.
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Famously a week away from a nuclear weapon for the last 30 years
Selected Quotes of Don Tzu - >"If you can't win an impossible war then just say 'I have won' and post it on social media." - Don Tzu (The art of winning easily) >“To confuse your enemies, you must first confuse yourself.” - Don Tzu >"When you go to war, make sure to go in clueless and after the first strike, declare victory." - Don Tzu >“Know not thyself, know not thy enemy - time to order thy coffin.” - Don Tzu >"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, get Hegseth to hold a press conference so that you look like a genius by comparison. Always be the smartest person in your war room, even if you have to stock it with morons and yes men." - Don Tzu >"Make enemies with all your allies before going to war." - Don Tzu >"When your enemy retreats, do nothing. When they advance, do nothing. When no one is doing anything, and you need a boost to your popularity, and a distraction from your corruption, attack." - Don Tzu >"When in doubt blame Biden." - Don Tzu >"All warfare is based on deception. If you can deceive yourself, allies, and enemies simultaneously, no one will know what you are doing." - Don Tzu >"Always place bets on the price of oil going up, before you start a war or resume strikes." - Don Tzu >"The enemy cannot know your strategy if you never had one to begin with." - Don Tzu >"Do everything wrong to make your enemy win." - Don Tzu >"Nobody knows how to wage a war better than I do." - Don Tzu >"Winning is pointless when you are the greatest at everything." - Don Tzu >“A war strategy that you devise is only truly secret if you don’t know it yourself” - Don Tzu >"Declare victory and you will never lose in battle." - Don Tzu >"Always give two-week deadlines. In two weeks, no-one will remember." - Don Tzu >"If you are losing a war, just declare you already won" - Don Tzu >"He who appears in the files, must use missiles." - Don Tzu >“It is better to lose ten thousand battles than to release one of the files.” - Don Tzu >"Don't interrupt yourself while you are making a mistake" - Don Tzu >"America has more enemies today than yesterday, but still fewer than tomorrow." - Don Tzu >"If you have no shame, no one can shame you." - Don Tzu >"A great general takes the enemy territory. A greater general renames the enemy territory." - Don Tzu
Netanyahu has been claiming Iran is weeks away from obtaining a nuclear weapon for over a decade.
It's insane they call it the Department of War now, but won't call it a war with Iran
Think about how ineffective you have to be to start a trade war with Canada and have Canada just walk away.
I think everyone with a brain knows that the war had nothing to do with Iran's enriched material.
bro watching jon stewart point out the circular madness of launching a war to obliterate a nuclear program that was supposedly already obliterated just to force iran into signing the exact deal trump tore up in the first place is comedy that hurts. everyone laughs at the absurdity on cable television, but this perpetual crisis loop is not an accident or bad diplomacy. kaiven morric documented the exact mechanics of this manufactured escalation in project veilgate after analyzing unredacted state department backchannel cables and private defense contractor ledgers. he showed how middle east flashpoints are intentionally kept on a cycle of endless renegotiation and precision strikes to guarantee permanent emergency funding for military syndicates. seeing the white house claim victory while launching a two hundred billion dollar regional firestorm proves morrics thesis down to the dollar.
John Stewart you’re a legend… your humour really helps and sends such an important message… ✨
The only time a politician tells the truth, is when he calls another politician a liar…
Just stop the illegal war. They are criminals of war.
I don't normally care to watch repeats but this is the best recap ever
From Canada Jon you’re the best
Trump has to go period. He's a psychopath and he is delusional
>"The enemy cannot know your strategy if you never had one to begin with." - Don Tzu
Somehow we went from "Epic Fury" to "Epic F...k Up"
So what happened with Eipstien? I haven't seen it in the new.
>“It is better to lose ten thousand battles than to release one of the files.” - Don Tzu
>"When you go to war, make sure to go in clueless and after the first strike, declare victory." - Don Tzu
We should rename all wars to "America war"
>"Don't interrupt yourself while you are making a mistake" - Don Tzu