He Broke The Bunkbed 🛌

“bobbys colossal weight” 😭

"I weigh less than 150 pounds" famous last words

Sat on a bike helmet WAIT THIS IS A PART 2

Now I’m gonna tell a story: This was my Primary 7 (Year 6 or whatever you Americans say) residential trip, and we went to a place called Nethy Bridge. Big house. And I was roommates with my friend (convenient). When we were settling in, instead of taking the bottom bunk, I didn’t trust the bunk bed so I took the mattress on the floor. Completely irrelevant. I just don’t like bunk beds Edit: why did this blow up? 651 likes and counting… just telling a story. Edit 2: 712 likes… why? Edit 3: 805 likes. I’m just telling a story… To reply to people asking where I’m from, Scotland. I know my profile says Europe or sum but I can’t be bothered

"my mom never lets me have it" yeah we can tell why

"But that Leviathan was still snoring"

"But that leviathan" got me 😭✌️

"That leviathan" goes crazy 😂😂 Edit 2: holy i never had this amount of likes on a comment before... thanks ❤

The weight machine can't even hold him that it gave error

Those who remember the video of Bobby Flatting her moms bike helmet

"Bobby really thought 'ERROR' meant '0 lbs' 😭💀"

You will always find me here

He makes jabba the hutt look skinny 😂😂😂

dude there’s a 150 pound weight limit you’ll break the bed💀

"He took a bite of a boneless wing". ❌ "He took a bite of his doritos" ✅

Wait..that's the kid who sat on the mom's helmet. She even said "I don't want you breaking any more of my stuff."

He took a bite of Doritos or a boneless wing

Nah I wouldn’t even try to sleep under him. Just take the mattress, pillow and boanked and sleep on the floor next to the bed.

"You'll break it and crush me" IM DYINGGG😂😂😭🙏

"he took a bite of a boneless wing 🍗"