Hello guys and gals, it's me Mutahar again! This time we take a look at a newly uncovered PHP exploit that risked over 75% of the Internet, this backbone technology had one bug that let an attacker enter a system with one bad request. How? Let's find out! Thanks for watching! Like, Comment and Subscribe for more videos!
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So in summary, PHP is like how people built homes with asbestos in the walls and used lead paint, til we realized we were literally killing ourselves.
PHP vulnerability in 2026? Great. Love it. Really living in the future.
"They'll never guess the number 4!"
veritasium 6 months later : "THIS SMALL MISTAKES ALMOST SHUT DOWN THE WHOLE INTERNET (AGAIN)"
P - prehistoric H - horrendous P - programming language
This is basically what happen in cyberpunk 2077 for their Internet to have to be remad except humans are ruining it with AI and it's not just ai
AI age = treat every single thing as it'll be breached if it's open to public. How to contain a breach is the next exclusive solution. We cannot fix last 20 years of code containing unknown zerodays.
Just to tell you how bad it is, the patches themselves got reverse-engineered using AI. Meaning the patches that are suppose to protect you from RCE are now actively exploited to launch RCE
Temple IOS would never let such vulnerability
the moment i finally get to stay home and be chronically online for a nite, half the internet explodes ;w; this is the fate of the old net
I felt a great disturbance in the Internet, as if millions of Wordpress sites cried out in terror.
1:48 Remote Code Execution*
I fell on my ass, Shat my pants and can't get up. Call an ambulance. - a haiku
Useless fun fact: On the October 21st 2016, the nearly Internet goes down for hours by the Dyn cyber attack. On the October 21st 2026, the nearly Internet goes down for hours by a uncovered PHP exploit. 🤯
HE KNEW FURAFFINITY WAS DOWN AHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU MUTA
Rip to the homies that were mid stroke when this dropped.
Actual news is so grim 💀
Only guy I got notifications on YouTube for
Right when I’m learning about PHP 😭
The more time passes, the closer the internet is to its death.