The Crocodile Paradox 😮

Man, I hate it when I’m in a predicament with a talking crocodile 🐊 Edit: So this is what it feels like to be second best 🥀

Meanwhile the boy died of blood loss, trauma, and/or infection while the Crocodile was still pondering.

I would be more terrified if a crocodile started speaking

Crocodile riddles… 🐊 🧠

She was wrong he did a death roll😭😭😭

This crocodile was a certified payed actor.

Crocodile: "You think you're so smart, huh?" **Shift gear reverse. Drowns boy.*

I hate it when crocs ask me this question everytime. Its so annoying 🥀😮‍💨

crocodile talking before gta 6 💀edit: stop sending death threats

Crocodile has a stroke trying to decide

This paradox breaks if you realize and ask the crocodile what his original intention was, therefore if it was eating the boy then the mother is right, therefore leaving the boy safe and his mother not traumatized.

“A collection of things I find interesting” Zack, wdym by that 😭

This is the type of thing Peter Pan would’ve used on tick-tock the crocodile 😭

Don’t you just hate it when you have to make a decision to a crocodile in order to live. It’s so annoying

Ah yes how I just love having conversations with crocodiles

Crocodile:whats 48+34? Mom:67 *croc eats kid*

I’ve seen something similar somewhere that went like this: “a man was sentenced to execution, if his last words were a lie, he would hang, if they were a truth, he would drown. He said he would be hang.”

This is just another version of the pinochio paradox

Crocodile never said he would give the boy back alive. He'd just eat the boy and give her the remains.

Ofc ppl be making deals with crocodiles nowadays