"So what are you in jail for?" "Petting a manatee."
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aprilclark9604 months ago
they're like trunkless, tuskless, earless, legless elephants
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jacquelinesanchez8704 months ago
ah, the majestic sea potatoes.
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garry.hayes3 months, 4 weeks ago
It’s not even a joke that I’m going to college to be able to legally pet these adorable potatoes.
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irmela_bärer4 months ago
You ever wonder if manatees feel sad that we won't pet them when they do their best to give us attention?
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rodrigo.mendes4 months ago
The way I’d fight a boat propeller barehanded for one of these babies
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charles_sandoval4 months ago
I grew up in Jacksonville, FL. A friend lived right on the river and we'd sit out on the deck with our legs in the water. The manatees would come up and hug our legs. It was always so amazing. They're such sweet creatures. I miss them since moving to Kentucky.
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liesalangern864 months ago
The fact we humans have done so much to these guys to the point it’s illegal to touch them kills me every time I see one
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silvia_garcía3 months, 4 weeks ago
"Your honor, I had to" *holds up photo of manatee baby* "I mean c'mon, look at it, it hugged me first! And I had to let it know that it wasn't being rejected!!!"
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ayushman.chaudry4 months ago
What are you in for? I snuggled a manatee.
olivierdrift983 months, 4 weeks ago
Manatees are living proof that eating nothing but greens can still make you fat.
franz-xaver_scheel4 months ago
Remember, you cannot touch the manatee, but if they touch you it’s fine
joseph_guerrero4 months ago
All the scars on that manatees back from boat propellers 😢
maríaluisa_lemus4 months ago
Whoever filmed me with my lettuce, I ask for a little privacy, please. 😂😂😂
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sébastienraven354 months ago
Fun fact: Manatees won't snitch on you for petting them Edit: holy shit some of y'all took this way too seriously 😂
ekani_goswami4 months ago
If not friend then why friend shaped... I just wish I could give one a hug 🫂 ❤
nicholas_marsh4 months ago
Whoever ruined it so I can never hug a manatee, I hope you live every day stubbing your pinky toe. May you never take a step without a lego being there. I hope every red light and train stops you. MAY YOU NEVER FIND A DENTIST
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daniel_wali4 months ago
Oohhhh. Manatees are just best!!! So cute and curious. And so friendly.
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corinne.daniel3 months, 4 weeks ago
I'm a native Floridian and growing up my brother and I had one that waited for us and we'd jump off the boat and swim with him for endless hours..❤❤❤❤
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robert.maldonado4 months ago
Sea squishies!❤❤ i love these adorable water cows!❤
"So what are you in jail for?" "Petting a manatee."
they're like trunkless, tuskless, earless, legless elephants
ah, the majestic sea potatoes.
It’s not even a joke that I’m going to college to be able to legally pet these adorable potatoes.
You ever wonder if manatees feel sad that we won't pet them when they do their best to give us attention?
The way I’d fight a boat propeller barehanded for one of these babies
I grew up in Jacksonville, FL. A friend lived right on the river and we'd sit out on the deck with our legs in the water. The manatees would come up and hug our legs. It was always so amazing. They're such sweet creatures. I miss them since moving to Kentucky.
The fact we humans have done so much to these guys to the point it’s illegal to touch them kills me every time I see one
"Your honor, I had to" *holds up photo of manatee baby* "I mean c'mon, look at it, it hugged me first! And I had to let it know that it wasn't being rejected!!!"
What are you in for? I snuggled a manatee.
Manatees are living proof that eating nothing but greens can still make you fat.
Remember, you cannot touch the manatee, but if they touch you it’s fine
All the scars on that manatees back from boat propellers 😢
Whoever filmed me with my lettuce, I ask for a little privacy, please. 😂😂😂
Fun fact: Manatees won't snitch on you for petting them Edit: holy shit some of y'all took this way too seriously 😂
If not friend then why friend shaped... I just wish I could give one a hug 🫂 ❤
Whoever ruined it so I can never hug a manatee, I hope you live every day stubbing your pinky toe. May you never take a step without a lego being there. I hope every red light and train stops you. MAY YOU NEVER FIND A DENTIST
Oohhhh. Manatees are just best!!! So cute and curious. And so friendly.
I'm a native Floridian and growing up my brother and I had one that waited for us and we'd jump off the boat and swim with him for endless hours..❤❤❤❤
Sea squishies!❤❤ i love these adorable water cows!❤