Think we need a training arc #satire #funny #memes #darkhumor #jokes #puppy #doggo

That 'fur missile' looks more like a 'fur firecracker' at the moment.

“The missile is very playful and when eepy, dreams of destruction and conquest”

You know he cares about the dog when HE BECOMES QUIET

Ah yes, one of Fenrir's children from the Myth (well dependent on the myth could also just another name for Fenrir)

“The community guidelines prevent me from elaborating on what I will do to protect this dog.” Is an iconic line.

You’ll make John wick look like a calm and reasonable man, I’d assume.

Well, we may not be as skilled as John Wick. We all still relate to him in one specific way.

Naming it after fenrirs child from norse mythology is perfect

That is a cute little fur missile in training.

"the community guidelines prevents me from elaborating what I'll do to protect this dog" DAMN RIGHT.

Oh no America Wizard gets another sidekick. As if he needed another one 😂😂😂

“I’ve only known her for 5 seconds but if anything happens to her I’ll destroy the world and everyone in it”.

"I've only known her for about a day, but guidelines prevent me from saying what I would do to protect her." Spoken like a true animal dad.

Fen... D-did you just rescue a maligator? (Because im certain that is a Belgian Malinois puppy)

He's cast Delayed Fur Missile!

Protect that dog with the full America wizard wrath

Wonder if shes a german shepherd or a Belgian Malinois, cause if its the latter, you better be ready for the fur missile joke to be 200% more accurate.

Oh I smell K9 unit in America Wizard!

I’m convinced that if anyone even breathes wrong on that dog he is going to somehow summon the entire cast of America wizard to hunt them down via other power of pure chaos and gamer sups

The switch up from the “young Kratos” mindset to the “old kratos” mindset