Giving birth throughout History 😳🍼👶🏻

Erasing memory of childbirth sounds so dystopian

Imagine having your teath pulled out, being cut with an sawmachine and then get hallucinations. It's hard being a woman

Imagine the doctor pulling out a chainsaw and saying “Miss don’t worry this is standard procedure”

Imagine as a woman, you're basically risking your life to stay alive giving birth while the other royals were drinking wine and judgementally watching you suffering lmao.

Only thing to make it perfect.... If the music suddenly stopped and the guy yelled his famous "wiiiiitttch"

“That went well…too well…🤨” Even when things are going well men will find a way to make it a problem and most importantly blame a woman for it. 💀

Erasing memory of childbirth sounds so dystopian (slowed + reverb)

Actually the chainsaw was created just for that reason

"Uh oh. Looks like we are having complications." BRING THE CHAINSAW WILLAIM! *The woman was too stunned to speak* 👁️👄👁️

And the nerve to call women over emotional

"If a baby got stuck they would use chainsaws to help with the labour' Is absolutely DIABOLICAL

Chainsaws were smaller, more hand held and made specifically for this reason

thank you god for not letting me be born back be then holy SHIT

"My wife is in Labor! Help!" "Get the chainsaw AT ONCE!"

So basically men just hated women

If the birth didn't go well, the midwife also was in danger to be called a witch - worst job ever 😱

Fun Fact, Chainsaws were invented for this purpose.

Not the "WIIITTTTTCHHH" guy making a comeback 😂

It's honestly wild to have to stop and remember that this was the original use for chainsaws, the reason they were invented 😅

The chain saw was invented because if the pelvis didn’t separate enough both mom and baby would die an incredibly painful death. The pain of the chainsaw was worse for a moment, but didn’t last as long as the pain of stalled labor. Usually this was because she mother was too young and her pelvis was too small to accommodate childbirth.