How I’d Survive The Immortal Snail:

The snail is currently watching this video, taking notes, and adjusting its strategy. You just gave away your whole plan, man. 🐌💀

Bud is just posting his shower thoughts now 🙏

temporary set up until i’m home from vacation

All shits and giggles until u see the snail coming under the door

All shits and giggles until u picked up the wrong snail🥀✌

My dumb ahh brother said "just burn it" 😭✌️🥀 Edit:thanks for the likes

Until you realize you trapped the wrong snail

Just keep in mind that the snail can withstand anything, dude.

bro is cooking

The rule is usually "you can't trap the snail in any way and you can't have someone else trap it for you"

Put cement around the safes.

Until the water pressure breaks it all letting the snail escape💀

Dude, just remember that the snail can go through anything

You worry that the eternal snail could have managed to get away one day. To locate and open this unattainable safe, you must spend several hundred thousand dollars. You open the box and pry open each safe for days before checking to see whether the snail is still inside.

Respect to the guy who said disrespect to the person who said first

I would send that safe to Mars to make sure it wouldn't ever escape.

The problem is, the idea of the hypothetical is you cannot trap it. If you are able to just trap it, all you would need to do is put it in a box and the problem is solved.

Thanks for your whole plan buddy

“ Hey Snail, If Being Immortal Is Your Power, What Are You Without It? “

in most versions of this problem, YOU are immortal as well, which means you have to know a way to reach the snail at some point, lest you float among the stars forevermore