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What do air conditioning and computers have in common? Both stop working when you open windows.
I don't care about AI, I just want a good computer
I bet these chips has a backdoor for some LLM AI Palantir shenanigans
Did they forget they made RAM extinct when they decided to try and sell these PCs?
That hallucinating patient got me wheezing
Cool. Something 99.9% of people have no use for and won't be able to afford anyway.
"768 gigglebytes of memory, eh? So, how much issit?" "If you're willing to ask that question, you are in charge of a nation's federal reserves."
Let’s be honest, Windows Vista probably runs better than whatever AI garbage they’ve conceived this time
If you removed all the AI fluff, you'd realize how creatively bankrupt most tech companies are rn
I don't understand the obsession to make these devices as thin as possible. This really got out of hand. I'd happily accept a laptop a centimetre thicker and a kilogram heavier if that means longer battery run time, less heat, easier maintenance, less accidents braking stuff and generally a longer lifetime of the laptop. But that's probably why they don't do it: They want you to buy the next even thinner laptop earlier than that
Copilot - Makes a 10 minute job an hours work, and to management it has to be reported the other way around 🎉
no lawsuits!
Remember when they made all those TVs that were three dee? This seems like that
760 GB of memory? GET HIM!
3:34 It’s a good rule of thumb that anyone in the tech industry who dresses in a way even remotely reminiscent of the late, great Steve Jobs is most likely scamming everyone.
Wow I’m sure investing more in ai will make it even better, pretty soon we will finally get one that can even set a timer
Like every other piece of Microsoft hardware, it will be discontinued in three years and never mentioned again.
The more they slop up everything the more I'm just going outside or reading a book.
I had openclaw make a birdhouse in blender it took such a long time to actually make an almost proper one then it blew up and I had to reinstall windows
AI is a nightmare. Life was better before AI.