Happy first week back at school to all those affected...#ukjokes #ukhumour #britishcomedy

As a primary teacher, I can confirm this is accurate. However, the sorry is delivered with a little more umph 😂 I'd like to also add STFU = it's quiet reading time 😑

“CAN YOU GUYS SHUT UP” - “AHHHHHH YEAR SEVEN” Edit: Gng how the helly did I get 706 likes in ONE DAY Edit 2: it’s been about 2 days I HAVE 921 LIKES TYY

lol why is this so painfully accurate...

For the AAAAAAH one, there's also the girls school edition of 'uh girls'

My English teachers favourite line was “there’s a reason I chose to not teach primary school”😂

And here I am majoring in education

you know its accurate when u here these things from ur teachers basically every week😂

Another option for the second one is to add “YEAR NINE!!” onto the end

ohhhh so thats why my one british teacher says all this i was so confused as a canadian.

once i sneezed really loud in my maths class and my teacher said "In my ELEVEN years of teaching i have NEVeR heard anyone sneeze that loud" and i hated him for the rest of time </3

The toilet brush ...

we need more perfectly cut screams from Freddie lol

What I have always wondered is with the phrase my year 7 calls is better then thus what if it is to a year 7

"But I'm being quiet, Mr. Allison..." I wasn't a teacher's pet, just a nerd.

"in ALL my years of teaching" took me outtttt - i was back in school for a second

Not my dyslexic ah reading how to speak to your teacher 😂😂

no no no for the last one its "im still getting paid whether or not you pass this class, you know?"

Haha my variation on the last one was “Getting paid either way folks!” 😂

And when you really REALLY don't give a crap anymore, you won't even say "I'll wait," you just cross your arms and glare stonily until chatter awkwardly peters out into fearful silence.

this gave me some horrific flashbacks 😭